This first post is in the form of a disclaimer, because I don't know where else to put it and it seems as good a start to my blogging career as any.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here (with any sort of sensitivity or aversion to atheism, or what I fondly refer to as Logic).

There will be a few, or possibly many, posts involving ballet, because I am a dancer. But don't worry, I'm more embittered-theatre-bum than I'm-a-fairy-princess, so don't dismiss those posts as the usual boring claptrap you'd imagine them to be.

I love body modification, like, a lot. So there may be posts about weird piercings or ritualistic blood play and other similarly gory (and awesome) things.

I reserve the right to make sweeping generalisations about geeks and ballet dancers because I consider myself both. So if I do, take it as self-deprecation rather than a jab at your precious hobby /lifestyle/ boyfriend/ cat/ doorknob.

Last but not least: I'm new at this whole computer thing. I much prefer paper but I like the rainforests too so I'm using dastardly technology to save their asses (or trunks, har har). For that reason you'll have to excuse my bad formatting and lack (so far) of any aesthetic value to my blog while I stumble around trying to figure it all out.

And would you look at that, it's teatime already!